Hello!  Welcome to our new blog! If there was a problem, yo we'll solve it.  Check out the hook while our DJ revolves it.  We are a (self-proclaimed) brilliant group including a scientist, a seamstress, a skeptic and a smart-ass.  It's kind of a Breakfast Club thing.  We're just a bit nerdy, and we believe in brainstorming and continuous improvement.  A few of our latest problems, predicaments and brilliant ideas:

• Creating false butt padding that is hollow to wear in your pants and allow storage for your phone or other important items.  This concept includes graduated sizes of fake butt padding, so that you could gradually add gluteal sphericity without triggering derision
• Bean dip experiments- adding bacon or no bacon?  We will let you know the outcome of this experiment
• Going into a restaurant and you can't decide between several choices on the menu?  Order one item, and then ask the server for a "scrap" of another dish.  Perhaps a pancake that wasn't flipped properly?  A scrapancake if you will?
• Continuous uni-tubular-pockets sewn into clothing. Because, well, lots of reasons why.
• Working on your family tree to see where you inherited your breasts from- perhaps Sarajevo?
• Tiny battery-powered ear warmers in the shape of hearing aids that keep your ears warm without the big fluffy hat that musses your hair
• What is the best choreography for old ladies?
• Is there a way to discourage your weird neighbors from putting their three Yorkies on the trampoline in the backyard?
• What is the optimal amount of smoothie gingering?
• What are ways we could have more fun at work?
• Piracy- what are the modern implications?  How could we incorporate elements of piracy in our lives?  Booty is a great word and is greatly underutilized.
• Wearing shirts that have the thumb hole allow you to squash household spiders without a paper towel